Kobe Bryant's Thing (Not for virgin eyes)

Turns out that the funniest thing ever is Kobe Bryant's uncensored interview with the police in Vail, Colorado. I literally wasted half an hour reading some 40 pages of transcript, and it's all comedy gold. Some highlights:

Detective says they've collected some "physical evidence" of intercourse
Bryant: I stopped. No semen, no nothing
Detective: Did you finish?
Bryant: No.
Detective: Well, there's always pre-ejaculation, are you aware of that?
Bryant: Are you kidding me?
Detective: I'm not kidding you, it's... they teach you that in 7th grade sex ed.

Detective: I guess to be honest with you, I'm not sure if we're getting all the facts presented to us as far as what exactly happened. See this is the way I look at it, you know, she's an attractive young lady, okay...
Bryant: She wasn't that attractive.

Detective: When did she make the comment that she wanted to sleep with you?
Bryant: When we were having sex.

There's also a nice passage about "Kobe's Thing," which isn't what you think it's referring to... it's a little more graphic.

That's it for now. Enjoy.

Ed.'s note - fixed the link to "Kobe's Thing" so now you actually will see what I'm talking about... start at the arrow and work your way down.