Passing the Time in Property Class

Assignment: Compare and contrast the United States and England.

me: color - colour
hillary: elevator - lift, highway - tarmac, they're just so silly over there
me: bathroom - loo
hillary: Britney Spears - the Queen
me: fart jokes - crossdressing
hillary: life savings on braces - bad teeth and/or prince william jaw
me: miller time - tea time
hillary: religious crazies - atheists (the Brits win on this one!)
me: burger and fries - fish and chips (push)
hillary: danger: third rail - mind the gap
me: walden pond - stratford-upon-avon
hillary: look left before crossing - look right (how many Americans have almost lost their lives in London?)
me: superfans - hooligans
hillary: common law - civil law (screw the details!)
me: southie - cockney
hillary: new kids - beatles
me: Aerosmith - Queen
hillary: snow - rain
me: Billy Joel - Elton John
hillary: Charles - thames
me: EST - GMT
hillary: SNL - ??????
me: SNL - Monty Python
hillary: that's what i was thinking!

Wow.