If It's on the Internet, It Must Be True

From the people who brought you human autotrophs - Man lives without a functioning heart:
"Blood vessels of the human heart are elastic and strong enough to pump blood. That is why Nikolai is still living, breathing and moving. His heart is alive; one may say that it is sleeping. Such a unique incident occurred as a result of his stress. A strong emotional experience results in a powerful hormone action, which affects the heart and vessels first and foremost."

Sure, sure.