I Never Thought I Would Write These Words

World Series Champions
Boston Red Sox

Think about how many old people who have always said they just want to live long enough to see the Sox win the Series. Do you realize how many people are going to drop dead today?

Amazing. So I think this leaves some big questions. Clearly we have to retire "Yankees Suck." So do we chant "Year Two-Thou-sand"? "Who's your Papi"? "A-Rod Is A Ball-Slapping Bitch" (that one's hard to find a good rhythm for). Man oh man. Unreal.