Dear Benedict XVI,
First of all, Your Holiness, congratulations on your historic day. We're all really happy for you and for the future of the Church. There's just this one little thing we want to talk to you about briefly, before you continue to do your good work.
Okay, so first of all we're totally all about procreation. It's a great thing. But the problem is we have this kind of epidemic over here. An AIDS epidemic, actally. Maybe you've heard of it? Okay, well it's this disease that affects the immune system-- actually, Your Holiness, heterosexuals can get it, too. So anyways, the thing is that this whole epidemic can be stemmed if people use prophylactic contraception. And the best part is that people will still actually be able to procreate, but as a conscious choice.
So we just thought you might be interested to-- no? What's that about absolutism, Your Holiness? Aah, we understand. Sorry to have bothered you.
Love,
The Third World
Okay, so first of all we're totally all about procreation. It's a great thing. But the problem is we have this kind of epidemic over here. An AIDS epidemic, actally. Maybe you've heard of it? Okay, well it's this disease that affects the immune system-- actually, Your Holiness, heterosexuals can get it, too. So anyways, the thing is that this whole epidemic can be stemmed if people use prophylactic contraception. And the best part is that people will still actually be able to procreate, but as a conscious choice.
So we just thought you might be interested to-- no? What's that about absolutism, Your Holiness? Aah, we understand. Sorry to have bothered you.
Love,
The Third World
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