President J-Lo
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Jennifer Lopez:
"I'm a total powerhouse. If you ask me, I'd like to become the first female president -- that would be really cool," J.Lo told German celebrity glossy Bravo in an issue to be published Wednesday. "The first thing I would do is redecorate the White House -- it doesn't look very cozy."
That sound you hear is the Women's Lib movement pulling its collective hair out. It's kind of hard to break a stereotype when one of the most famous women in the world is perpetuating it. Good thing the article doesn't perpetuate any other stereotypes.
"La Lopez", 35, said the best break from her growing entertainment empire is housekeeping. "Believe it or not -- I clean my house! All the stress disappears when I'm straightening up," she said.
You've gotta be kidding me. So we have "women as superficial" and "latinas as housekeepers" covered in the same article. At least there isn't any mention of Ben Affleck.
Lopez said she was sure after two divorces and her "Bennifer" engagement debacle with actor Ben Affleck that her marriage with singer Marc Anthony would last.
Ack! Jesus God! You wonder why I hate pop culture publications.
Oh, and if one more person refers to Affleck as a Boston's official "superfan" I'm going to kill someone. Ben Affleck sucks. Nobody made him our spokesperson. Actually, I was at that meeting and we distinctly elected Bill Simmons. I demand a recount!
"I'm a total powerhouse. If you ask me, I'd like to become the first female president -- that would be really cool," J.Lo told German celebrity glossy Bravo in an issue to be published Wednesday. "The first thing I would do is redecorate the White House -- it doesn't look very cozy."
That sound you hear is the Women's Lib movement pulling its collective hair out. It's kind of hard to break a stereotype when one of the most famous women in the world is perpetuating it. Good thing the article doesn't perpetuate any other stereotypes.
"La Lopez", 35, said the best break from her growing entertainment empire is housekeeping. "Believe it or not -- I clean my house! All the stress disappears when I'm straightening up," she said.
You've gotta be kidding me. So we have "women as superficial" and "latinas as housekeepers" covered in the same article. At least there isn't any mention of Ben Affleck.
Lopez said she was sure after two divorces and her "Bennifer" engagement debacle with actor Ben Affleck that her marriage with singer Marc Anthony would last.
Ack! Jesus God! You wonder why I hate pop culture publications.
Oh, and if one more person refers to Affleck as a Boston's official "superfan" I'm going to kill someone. Ben Affleck sucks. Nobody made him our spokesperson. Actually, I was at that meeting and we distinctly elected Bill Simmons. I demand a recount!
posted by mike at 11:26 AM
2 Comments:
But see Tara Slepkow in Claw, Bee.
Great post, I enjoyed reading it.
Adding you to favorites, Ill have to come back and read it again later.
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