Sell Your Soul, Go Directly to Walmart
Do not pass GO, Do not collect $200
One year ago today, you were the leader of an indie rock band. Now, you're being advertised on Walmart.com. Congrats, Chris Daughtry, lead singer of the band DAUGHTRY (doesn't quite roll off the tongue like Bon Jovi or Van Halen, does it?). Your soul will be returned to you at the conclusion of your record deal.
posted by mike at 11:08 AM
1 Comments:
I love that your first post in forever is about that dude from american idol....you are a gem!
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