Ashcroft Resigns; also, Crime and Terror have been Defeated

Follow me here. On October 29, after viewing a videotape in which Osama bin Laden reminded Americans of his continued presence and the threat that he continues to be to the security of this country, the President issued a statement that read:

"I also want to say to the American people that we're at war with these terrorists and I am confident that we will prevail."

That confidence was apparently well-founded. Today, November 9, John Ashcroft resigned. (I won't count my blessings until someone who is a little less of a conservative wacko takes his place.) Anyways, in his hand-written resignation letter to Bush, Ashcroft wrote:

"The objective of securing the safety of Americans from crime and terror has been achieved."

So, as we can clearly see, at some point between October 29, 2004, and November 9, 2004, the safety of all Americans has been achieved from both crime and terrorists. Huzzah! Just another ridiculous example of the hot air that this administration is so fond of blowing.

G'bye Ash. Every time I look at Lady Justice's bare breast and have unpure thoughts, I'll be reminded of you.