If You're Going to Represent Yourself, You Might as Well Do It With a Little Style

Shamelessly lifted from Abovethelaw.com:

Engaging the Napoleon Complex

I am taller than all of these people.

And yes, it does give me a false sense of superiority to know that I am a full inch taller than the Rain Man.

Joseph Stalin was important. I am taller than Joseph Stalin. Ergo, I am more important than Joseph Stalin.

Sell Your Soul, Go Directly to WalmartDo not pass GO, Do not collect $200

One year ago today, you were the leader of an indie rock band. Now, you're being advertised on Walmart.com. Congrats, Chris Daughtry, lead singer of the band DAUGHTRY (doesn't quite roll off the tongue like Bon Jovi or Van Halen, does it?). Your soul will be returned to you at the conclusion of your record deal.